Sending poo to Santa

Ok, I work with kids. Small kids. Kids who still use a diaper even though they could very well have learned to use the toilet by now. Us, the "grownups" try to trick the kids into accepting the toilet as a natural part of their lives. During one of those "manipulations" this brilliant comment came up.

Me: 'Lukas, aren't you gonna stop the whole diaper thing soon?'
Lukas: 'Hmmmm maaaaaybe' Ponders a little bit and then says
'maybe if I make a poo, I can give it to Santa Claus and then I don't
have to use a diaper anymore'
Me: 'Eeehhhhh? That's an idea.....???'

I couldn't help but laughing out loud. I mean, he meant it in the most serious way. I however doubt that Santa would be too pleased with the present, or the postman for that matter. But I guess little Lukast has sent his pacifier to Santa and like that gotten rid of that habit. Guess he thinks that sending Santa things takes care of all problems....